The leaders of today seem to have forgotten about tomorrow, so we've brought together the finest minds we know to save our future. This congregation promises a welcome respite from the sea of suited clones that pretend to rule us, and the voices here are the ones we need right now.

From manifestos to mad parties, this assembly will use whatever means necessary to find solutions to the most pressing problems we face. Turn up with a curious mind, and we'll handle the rest.